for dave who wanted to explore the word rude

*thinks*
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(what can dave possibly mean by the word "rude"?
to me "rude" is when you say something nasty and spiteful
to someone, on purpose. . .)
(or when you talk with your mouth full of half chewed food. . .)

(*remembers* dave is an XY,
so probably doesn't share the same definition. . .)
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(it's all a drop in the ocean
of semantics and experience, isn't it. . .)
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let's explore the water, shall we!
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what happens when I go on my hols?
....
and if you believe that,
you'll believe anything!
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(the top two, very possibly, but that red one -
I'm far more flatchested than her. . .)

but a little imagination never goes amiss, eh. . .
..
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hmmmmmmmm. . .
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what else could he possibly mean
by the word "rude"?
..

.
checking out whether one's bikini
coordinates with the fridge?
..
draw your own conclusions. . .
.. .
dave's definition of the word "rude"?
it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack!

found it!!!

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this?

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but, dear dave that. . .
is what happens when you have an accident with the Immac
and then go for a roll around in the compost heap. . .
...
you see, I wouldn't even call the following "saucy"
(a little "cheeky", possibly, but that's only a play on words
and visual imagery, eh):
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I'd call that underwear shopping. . .
..
sauce is something you put on your fish and chips
or have on the side next to a lamb chop
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anyhow, back to the underwear shopping:

she didn't make the same mistake that I did
with the haircut!
...

YUP!
that's my excuse
and I'm stickin' to it!

..
yee g*ds, how did I get pulled into this?
obviously haven't had quite enough coffee yet this morning

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*has another cup*
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now this, I find rude:

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let me know what your conclusions are, ok!
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and just to prove I'm not Julie,
the following is me:

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XXX

(and if this submission doesn't get a comment out of vicus,
I may as well give up)
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(however, he probably does have
more important things to do with his time)

(don't you?!)