to me "rude" is when you say something nasty and spiteful
to someone, on purpose. . .)
(or when you talk with your mouth full of half chewed food. . .)
(*remembers* dave is an XY,
so probably doesn't share the same definition. . .)
(it's all a drop in the ocean
of semantics and experience, isn't it. . .)
let's explore the water, shall we!
what happens when I go on my hols?
and if you believe that,
you'll believe anything!
(the top two, very possibly, but that red one -
I'm far more flatchested than her. . .)
but a little imagination never goes amiss, eh. . .
hmmmmmmmm. . .
what else could he possibly mean
by the word "rude"?
checking out whether one's bikini
coordinates with the fridge?
draw your own conclusions. . .
dave's definition of the word "rude"?
it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack!
but, dear dave that. . .
is what happens when you have an accident with the Immac
and then go for a roll around in the compost heap. . .
you see, I wouldn't even call the following "saucy"
(a little "cheeky", possibly, but that's only a play on words
and visual imagery, eh):
sauce is something you put on your fish and chips
or have on the side next to a lamb chop
anyhow, back to the underwear shopping:
she didn't make the same mistake that I did
with the haircut!
that's my excuse
and I'm stickin' to it!
yee g*ds, how did I get pulled into this?
obviously haven't had quite enough coffee yet this morning
now this, I find rude:
(and if this submission doesn't get a comment out of vicus,
I may as well give up)
(however, he probably does have
more important things to do with his time)