for dave who wanted to explore the word rude

*thinks*
.
(what can dave possibly mean by the word "rude"?
to me "rude" is when you say something nasty and spiteful
to someone, on purpose. . .)
(or when you talk with your mouth full of half chewed food. . .)

(*remembers* dave is an XY,
so probably doesn't share the same definition. . .)
.
(it's all a drop in the ocean
of semantics and experience, isn't it. . .)
.
.
let's explore the water, shall we!
.
.
what happens when I go on my hols?
....
and if you believe that,
you'll believe anything!
.
(the top two, very possibly, but that red one -
I'm far more flatchested than her. . .)

but a little imagination never goes amiss, eh. . .
..
.
hmmmmmmmm. . .
.
what else could he possibly mean
by the word "rude"?
..
.
checking out whether one's bikini
coordinates with the fridge?
..
draw your own conclusions. . .
.. .
dave's definition of the word "rude"?
it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack!

found it!!!

.
this?

.
but, dear dave that. . .
is what happens when you have an accident with the Immac
and then go for a roll around in the compost heap. . .
...
you see, I wouldn't even call the following "saucy"
(a little "cheeky", possibly, but that's only a play on words
and visual imagery, eh):
.

I'd call that underwear shopping. . .
..
sauce is something you put on your fish and chips
or have on the side next to a lamb chop
.
anyhow, back to the underwear shopping:

she didn't make the same mistake that I did
with the haircut!
...

YUP!
that's my excuse
and I'm stickin' to it!
..
yee g*ds, how did I get pulled into this?
obviously haven't had quite enough coffee yet this morning

.
.
*has another cup*
.
now this,
I find rude:

.
let me know what your conclusions are, ok!
.
and just to prove I'm not Julie,
the following is me:
.

XXX

(and if this submission doesn't get a comment out of vicus,
I may as well give up)
.
(however, he probably does have
more important things to do with his time)

(don't you?!)

30 comments:

I, still, ♥ the views said...

NOW VOTE ON MY POLLS!!!

per-lease. . . . .

love and kisses

*mwah*

Dave said...

I did vote on one of your polls yesterday. The trouble with many of them is that I want a 'none of the above' option, because you very rarely have a choice for what I want to say. Our brains must be wired differently.

Some of those pictures are saucy; none are what I'd call rude, except, of course, for the one that uses a rude word.

I, still, ♥ the views said...

from now on, I'll add a "none of the above" option then

:-)

I'm glad I haven't put up anything that you'd consider "rude" (apart from the one with the rude word)(obviously) - told you I didn't do it!

X

Dave said...

The picture of the man urinating was rude, though.

I, still, ♥ the views said...

our brains are wired differently. . .

(I saved my naughtiest pictures, BTW - didn't want to hit the nail on the head at the first attempt)

;-)

Dave said...

Perhaps you'd better send them in a plain brown envelope; I can mark them out of ten while I'm on holiday

I, still, ♥ the views said...

what, and deprive everyone else of the fun?!

I, still, ♥ the views said...

(oh, the NOW VOTE thing was for everyone else. . . altho I'm not sure which poll you actually voted on and what you went for. . .)(was it "don't do it" on the blind date? I think you might be right!)

Dave said...

Yes

Steg said...

I voted! And, to me, "rude" is a lack of concern or thought for the feelings of others. The kind of concern for others that used to be taught by parents.....

I, still, ♥ the views said...

. . .exactly steg

everything else is sensual, sexual, erotic, romantic, or just plain fun

now that I might well do (but rarely here!)

thanks for voting

:-)

dave thought so; back to sobriety, singledom and a kind of spinsterhood for me then. . .

%-/

Mel said...

*uncovering eyes*

*whew*

<----was smart and sipped coffee before the underwears happened.

I made it! I made it!!
Kinda proud about that one..LOL

I, still, ♥ the views said...

well done! :-) (we don't like to waste good java first thing in the morning, do we. . .)

Mel said...

*shaking head*

Though I will admit I just about choked when I went to vote on the blind date poll and someone rearend was flashing me...LOL

ack!

I, still, ♥ the views said...

ack indeed (just be grateful it wasn't mine. . .)(ACK!!!)

ok, if anything does come of it, I'll send him over. . .

;-)

(but, really really strangely, if nothing comes of it I already have a fascinating story to tell on the subject. . .)

Mel said...

Now ya KNEW I'd pick that one....LOL

I'm sooooooo predictable!

*nodding*
And if he doesn't do bubbles and splash in puddles.......TO the curb!

;-)

Mel said...

Oh! And it's a very lovely picture of a very lovely lady(the last photo).

(Now, don't be addin' another one at the very end to try to be cagey. LOL)

Very lovely, indeed! So pfffffffftttttttt! :-P

I, still, ♥ the views said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

gee, shucks. . .

%-)

(mind you, my hair is a little shorter now. . .)

and you're right about the bubbles and splashin' in puddles, what else is there to add to the list? pavement chalks, magic carpet trips, the odd bit of top quality DIY, picnics in the rain, hose fights if it's not raining, lemonade and vanilla milkshakes, bike rides along river canyons, camping nights under the stars. . .

. . .actually, I think I'm thinking of Mr A

*blushes*

oooops


(promise not to tell him, eh)

KAZ said...

Rude is a word that should only apply to kids' jokes about willies etc.
'Juan les Pins' always reminds me of 'Where do you go to my Lovely?' and makes me giggle.

Mel said...

And the results say:

You have a deep desire to use ideas to change the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realise on a conscious level. You love to brainstorm and imagine new possibilities. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience.

Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have discovered without your help. Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are...


*chuckling* I have a rich psyche!
Now if I just had a rich Uncle! LOL

<---won't tell Mr A! You can trust me on that. :-)

craig andrew said...

Hello!!

For me it is important to distinguish between 'insensitive' and 'rude'. Rude is purposely being insensitive. But, enough of that...

I LIKE underwear shopping C;) How come no one ever asks me to go underwear shopping? C:( But, my favorite is the lovely backing vocal lady... you should post more pictures of her... underwear shopping!! C;P

And who is this Mr. A anyway... should I be jealous? C:)

Rimshot said...

A bunch of images of headless women in their swim-wear and/or underthings can't compare to the smiling visage and genuine loveliness of the incredible beauty in the photo at the end of the post.

(be still my beating heart!)

craig andrew said...

Or was that rude.. C;)

Rimshot said...

http://www.divshare.com/download/4236254-7d1

Gordie said...

So... "rude" for I,LTV seems to be about ladies who have got undressed and stopped halfway...

I'd call that sensual, sexual, erotic, romantic, fun , but I'm not sure whether stopping halfway is supposed to be inconsiderate of my feelings... or actually an invitation.

I'm taking dash underwear shopping at www.undiesdrawer.com - see you for coffee afterwards!

I, still, ♥ the views said...

gordie no, I wasn't projecting in anyway - was thinking about dave (he said "oh matron" at the thought of foundation garments, or something along those lines) and just let my mind go for a wander. . . in a direction it doesn't often take here and that was where I ended up

and anyhow, you must have overlooked the image that I find most delightful (no stopping half way on that one)

and I'm not issuing invitations, sorry - you know me by now, surely!

shot cheers!! I enjoyed that

craig I can't imagine you being rude, strangely

I do my underwear shopping on line, as I have noone to go with

:-(

the last time I went with someone was back in the late 80s and we ended up in a very small cubicle in a shop in Manhattan - an experience I'll never forget. . .

;-)

did I say that those weren't pictures of my good self? (!) (apart from the last, of course)

shot if only I hadn't cut my hair off, eh! and let's face it, noone in their right mind would post images of themselves on the internet without cutting of their head, right?

mel my world is a richer brighter fuller place because of your contribution :-) *beams happily*

(oh, and thanks for not spilling the beans to Mr A, he'll figure it out in his own time)(possibly)

craig andrew said...

That Mr. A sure does sound clueless... maybe he needs a kick in the butt. C;)

Mel said...

<---has kicks in the rearend for sale......ONE dollar, US.
It's a good deal!

:-)

I'm sure Mr. A. will want at least two! ;-)

mig bardsley said...

Well I thought I'd said the best and most delightful picture was the last one with the one above coming a close second :) - and the one above that a close third.
I also thought I'd said I thought rude meant inconsiderate, thoughtless or illmannered.
Or roughly and carelessly made.
And I thought I said the fridge lady's mobile phone co-ordinates but the rest of her gear, not.

Or something like that.


Apparently I didn't. Well as it happens I didn't have anything better to do with my time than to say it all again :)

I, still, ♥ the views said...

mig blogger's a bugger sometimes. . .

mel I think the exchange rate is in my favour on that one - how many would five dollars buy me? (cheap at half the £price)

craig ;-) *sigh* :-)