blast - that was the wrong image; plus, I doubt you are fatter and balder! please accept my humble apologies. . . here's your card:
nope, still not the right image. . . I'll try again, shall I?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that will only work if you know I'm holding a non-alcoholic beverage in my hand ('kay, so it's a cup of coffee - but that's not alcoholic, eh)
(and yes, I know that was last year's party, but it's still going strong - gets about 20 google hits a day!)