here is a b♥x, a ♫♪ musical ♪♫ b♥x: deny everything

exam time is upon us

The Teen is studying. . .

*cough*

so, your starters for ten:

1. which slightly bonkers radio sports show host from a Seattle based nuclear family sit-com appears as a learned but erring doctor in a non-comedy hospital show?

2. which learned but odd slightly bonkers doctor from a sit-com in disguise as a hospital show appears as a plumber in a Seattle based nuclear family sit-com?

3. which creepy radio show host slightly bonkers talent agent from a Seattle based nuclear family sit-com appears as a creepy clone in a show whose subtitle fluctuates from "the truth is out there" to "deny everything"?

4. which one of the pair Jeeves and Wooster appears as a slightly bonkers cynical pain ridden doctor in a non-comedy hospital show?

5. which slightly bonkers radio sports show host from a Seattle based nuclear family sit-com appears as a slightly bonkers character in a show whose subtitle fluctuates from "the truth is out there" to "deny everything"?

6. what is my children's new favourite hospital based tv show? (clue: it's a sit-com in disguise)

7. what is my children's new second favourite hospital based tv show? (clue: it's a non-comedy hospital show)

8. what is now no longer my children's favourite tv show? (clue: it's a Seattle based nuclear family sit-com)

9. which show whose subtitle fluctuates from "the truth is out there" to "deny everything" do I never get to watch because I'm always helping People of Various Sizes out with their homeworks?

10. which general intelligence quotient knowledge (UK based) tv show is hosted by someone slightly bonkers who used to play the role of a valet* (*a gentleman's gentleman) (in a UK based comedy show about the differences between the upper and working classes - for wont of a better description of J&W) to someone slightly bonkers who now plays the role of someone else slightly bonkers, a cynical pain ridden doctor, in a non-comedy hospital show (US based)?

ps: any comparison of the role of gentleman's person (read mother), loosely based on that of a butler come valet in J&W, and someone "slightly bonkers", to persons in my life, or indeed my good self, is purely circumstantial and totally unintentional

errata: The Teen, who is looking over my shoulder rather than pursue his own studies, says that he prefers House to Scrubs, so reverse numbers 6. and 7. (the opinions of his siblings are not valid in this exercise); he also denies that Scrubs is a sit-com; he has never seen an episode of J&W. . .

love after love

The time will come when, with elation you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror and each will smile at the other's welcome, and say, sit here. Eat. You will love again the stranger who was your self. Give wine. Give bread. Give back your heart to itself, to the stranger who has loved you all your life, whom you ignored for another, who knows you by heart. Take down the love letters from the bookshelf, the photographs, the desperate notes, peel your own image from the mirror. Sit. Feast on your life.

DEREK WALCOTT

feeling kinky?

Thank you for the days, those endless days, those sacred days you gave me. I’m thinking of the days - I won’t forget a single day, believe me. I bless the light, I bless the light that lights on you, believe me. And though you’re gone, you’re with me every single day, believe me. Days. I remember all my life. Days when you can’t see wrong from right. You took my life but then I knew that very soon you’d leave me. But it’s alright. Now I’m not frightened of this world believe me. I wish today could be tomorrow, the night is long it just brings sorrow, let it wait. And though you’re gone, you’re with me every single day - believe me.

Every single day. Believe me.

Henry W Longfellow

The rocky ledge runs far into the sea, and on its outer point, some miles away, the lighthouse lifts its massive masonry, A pillar of fire by night, of cloud by day. Even at this distance I can see the tides, Upheaving, break unheard along its base, A speechless wrath, that rises and subsides in the white tip and tremour of the face. And as the evening darkens, lo! how bright, through the deep purple of the twilight air, Beams forth the sudden radiance of its light, with strange, unearhly splendour in the glare! No one alone: from each projecting cape And perilous reef along the ocean's verge, Starts into life a dim, gigantic shape, Holding its lantern o'er the restless surge... The sea-bird wheeling round it, with the din of wings and winds and solitary cries, Blinded and maddened by the light within, Dashes himself against the glare, and dies. A new Prometheus, chained upon the rock, Still grasping in his hand the fire of love, it does not hear the cry, nor heed the shock, but hails the mariner with words of love. "Sail on!" it says: "Sail on, ye stately ships! And with your floating bridge the ocean span; Be mine to guard this light from all eclipse. Be yours to bring man neared unto man."

it's all right

Here comes the sun,
here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right.
Little darling, it's been
a long cold lonely winter.
Little darling, it feels like
years since it's been here.
Here comes the sun,
here comes the sun
and I say it's all right.
Little darling, the smiles
returning to the faces.
Little darling, it seems like
years since it's been here.
Here comes the sun,
here comes the sun
and I say it's all right.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...

Little darling, I feel that
ice is slowly melting.
Little darling, it seems like
years since it's been clear.
Here comes the sun,
here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right.
It's all right.

THE BEATLES

true minds

Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken; it is the star to every wandering bark, whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come: love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

what would YOU do?

What would do think
if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up
and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears
and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a little help from my friends, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

What do I do when my love is away? (Does it worry you to be alone?) How do I feel by the end of the day? (Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends, Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends, Mmm, I'm gonna to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time. What do you see when you turn out the light? I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.

Oh... I get by
with a little help from my friends,
I'm gonna try
with a little help from my friends
I get high
with a little help from my friends
Yes, I get by
with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends...

here is a b♥x, a ♫♪ musical ♪♫ b♥x

revision

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holes

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tied together?

tied down?

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busy busy busy

Koyaanisqatsi

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and I love typography

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you have unpicked the stitches I so carefully placed around my heart

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paper scissors stone

fancy a game. . .

Henry W Longfellow

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fancy a new poll/quiz?

something random. . .

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it's all right

the cat's mother

money, money, money

true minds

what would YOU do?