what is a strumpet?

crumpet with strawberry jam. . .
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18 comments:

Dave said...

Yes, I think a nice hot strumpet is what I need at the moment.

I, Like The View said...

I do my virtual best to satisfy your desires

Vicus Scurra said...

Dave, one is on the way to you, courtesy of "rent-a-trollop" from Ely.

I, Like The View said...

limerick competition:

there once was a young woman from Ely
well used to coming over all touchy and feely,
then she met Dave
and learnt how to behave. . .

KAZ said...

Is there such a thing as a male strumpet?
I'd like him with marmalade please.

I, Like The View said...

lemon and lime marmalade or bitter orange. . .

sounds yummy!

Rimshot said...

...Should've converted her after, really

Rimshot said...

...was she related to Shalikashvili?

katherine. said...

male strumpet with marmalade...

perfect!

Mel said...

<-- choked on coffee

JUST sayin'.....

O
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Mel said...

BTW--when I informed himself he told me "J. lie-eth.... Next she'll be telling you a trumpet is a crumpet with tomato catsup on it."

Geeze.....ya think he has 'trust issues' or somethin', huh?

*shaking head*

Mel said...

Top of the head:

There was a young trollop from Ely
Who came quite cheaply--no really
But Dave had no change
And vicus he blamed
For sending the trollop not freely.


<-- obviously sucks....LOL

I'd ask himself--- But HOLY MOLY that could mean trouble!

I, Like The View said...

you win Mel

does Himself really say "catsup"? I'd a thought that ketchup would be what he'd say. . .

was only joking about the strumpet (cos it was such a cute tea plate and I wanted to use the image) - he musta guessed that?!?!?

;-D

Mel said...

Nah. He doesn't say catsup. You forgot who typed! LOL

I shoulda made him get on the keyboard.
OMG.....I don't believe I even entertained that thought long enough to type it!

HOLY moly.....that'd be scary....LOL

I, Like The View said...

he'd be quite "stern" some of the time, wouldn't he. . . and the other of the time. . .

well, at least we'd get more photos of trains!! (hint!!) (I'll bet he has advent decorations for the stations. . . a dollar - I'll bet a dollar!)

Mel said...

Yup....he knows how to act stern.

*snickering*

He's a guppy....a wee little fishie all the others swallow up.
*nodding*

I just give him one of 'those' grins.....and the 'raspberry'.
that generally gets rid of any and all facades of sterness.

Oh.....and pay up! LOL NO advent calendar in the trainroom.

HA!

Mel said...

<-- knows how to change that!

<-- can take laptop to the trainroom and open the linky deal so you can be RIGHT! *laughing*

I, Like The View said...

oh I have something for him. . . found it the other day. . . was gonna save it - might just have to bring it out sooner thn planned!!

in fact, if he's a guppy - I have two things!!