how do you eat an elephant?

in bite-size pieces. . .

14 comments:

katherine. said...

project managemnet?

yep.

one bite...one step...one day at a time...

mig bardsley said...

((((( I )))))
(All I can think of right now)

Gordie said...

Elephant burger, elephant steak, elephant bourgignon... Mmmmmmm

'Shot said...

The ol' "Journey of a thousand miles" chestnut revamped for the African set?

katherine. said...

this should go below...but I can't find a place to comment except way way down...

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Mel said...

Yup...one bite at a time.

I'll have you know I'll be humming in the shower now!
I'm sure himself will be more than 'mildly amused'.

KAZ said...

I just popped over for my Crunchie and it's Elephant on the menu.

ziggi said...

chocolate covered elephant?

Dave said...

I don't think I'm allowed elephants on my diet.

I, like the view, still said...

dave oh well, it's the thought that counts

:-/

please accept my sincere apologies


zigz yum! sounds good

:-D

KAZ yeah, noone told me it was Friday and I haven't a clue about anything at the moment; but I've gotten my act together (as far as you lovely lot are concerned anyhow so there's the correct choice now!)

mel much as I love Annie, I could actually have done without that this morning. . .

*grimaces*

(not you singing in the shower honey, but that tune)(altho, now Wimbledon is over, the sun is - of course - out!!)

yipee!!

katherine no offence, you lovely woman, but see above comment

*wry smile*

;-)

shot perhaps (have no clue what you're on about!) but the first thing they teach the junior executives* of a big blue chip corporation (*who they've earmarked for a rise to stardom) on a Time Management Training Course

gordie you cook it, I'll eat it. . .

now there's an offer you may or may not be able to refuse, but might have fun considering. . .

("might have" being the operative words)

:-)

mig that's all I need really

thank you

katherine yet again I refer you to an above comment. . .

*second wry smile*


lots and lots of love to all you wonderful people

Gordie said...

You see... you are still this lovely, wonderful woman.

Q: Why don't elephants eat penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapping off.

I, like the view, still said...

gordie how about I cook and you entertain me whilst I'm doing so. . .

Q: how do you get four elephants in a Mini?
A: two in the front two in the back

there are some great jokes about whales, but they only work phonetically. . .

and I used to know one about elephants with red painted toenails. . .

but it's probably just as well I can't remember, as it's even worse that the one about them leaving footsteps in the butter. . .


(for our US contingent, a "Penguin" is a chocolate biscuit covered in a coating of chocolate that comes in a sealed foil wrapper)(mel ask The Brit about p-p-p-p-p-p-pick up a Penguin if you ever have a dull moment)(which I doubt you two do, but quite possibly on a drive there might be the odd one)

Mel said...

<---will be askin' him about the penguin thingy.

(NOT that we leave much idle air time with all the "OH LOOK!!!!!!!!" deals we have goin' on.

Gordie said...

70's ad with a pukka British voiceover by Mister Derek Nimmo, I believe.