tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post2061391369470465345..comments2023-07-18T09:49:59.604+01:00Comments on here is a b♥x, a ♫♪ musical ♪♫ b♥x: how do you eat an elephant?I, Like The Viewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-5159201030564687462008-07-12T10:48:00.000+01:002008-07-12T10:48:00.000+01:0070's ad with a pukka British voiceover by Mister D...<A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI0Fa66h6Qo" REL="nofollow">70's ad</A> with a pukka British voiceover by Mister Derek Nimmo, I believe.Gordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-10310961548638753602008-07-12T05:07:00.000+01:002008-07-12T05:07:00.000+01:00(NOT that we leave much idle air time with all the...<---will be askin' him about the penguin thingy.<BR/><BR/>(NOT that we leave much idle air time with all the "OH LOOK!!!!!!!!" deals we have goin' on.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14408403855260279799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-61644158687520623502008-07-11T14:52:00.000+01:002008-07-11T14:52:00.000+01:00gordie how about I cook and you entertain me whils...<B>gordie</B> how about <I>I</I> cook and you entertain me whilst I'm doing so. . .<BR/><BR/><B><I>Q:</B></I> how do you get four elephants in a Mini?<BR/><B><I>A:</B></I> two in the front two in the back<BR/><BR/>there are some great jokes about whales, but they only work phonetically. . .<BR/><BR/>and I used to know one about elephants with red painted toenails. . . <BR/><BR/>but it's probably just as well I can't remember, as it's even worse that the one about them leaving footsteps in the butter. . .<BR/><BR/><BR/>(for our US contingent, a "Penguin" is a chocolate biscuit covered in a coating of chocolate that comes in a sealed foil wrapper)(<B>mel</B> ask The Brit about <I>p-p-p-p-p-p-pick up a Penguin</I> if you ever have a dull moment)(which I doubt you two do, but quite possibly on a drive there might be the odd one)I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-72002812856098679492008-07-11T12:39:00.000+01:002008-07-11T12:39:00.000+01:00You see... you are still this lovely, wonderful wo...You see... you are still this lovely, wonderful woman.<BR/><BR/>Q: Why don't elephants eat penguins?<BR/>A: They can't get the wrapping off.Gordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-7333207585257666392008-07-11T10:21:00.000+01:002008-07-11T10:21:00.000+01:00dave oh well, it's the thought that counts:-/pleas...<B>dave</B> oh well, it's the thought that counts<BR/><BR/>:-/<BR/><BR/>please accept my sincere apologies<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>zigz</B> yum! sounds good<BR/><BR/>:-D<BR/><BR/><B>KAZ</B> yeah, noone told me it was Friday and I haven't a clue about anything at the moment; but I've gotten my act together <I>(as far as you lovely lot are concerned anyhow so there's the <B>correct</B> choice now!)</I><BR/><BR/><B>mel</B> much as I love Annie, I could actually have done without <I>that</I> this morning. . .<BR/><BR/><B>*grimaces*</B><BR/><BR/>(not <I>you</I> singing in the shower honey, but <B><I>that</B></I> tune)(altho, now Wimbledon is over, the sun is - of course - out!!)<BR/><BR/>yipee!!<BR/><BR/><B>katherine</B> no offence, you lovely woman, but see above comment<BR/><BR/>*wry smile*<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/><B>shot</B> perhaps (have no clue what you're on about!) but the first thing they teach the junior executives* of a big blue chip corporation (*who they've earmarked for a rise to stardom) on a Time Management Training Course<BR/><BR/><B>gordie</B> you cook it, I'll eat it. . .<BR/><BR/>now there's an offer you may or may not be able to refuse, but might have fun considering. . .<BR/><BR/>(<I>"might have</I>" being the operative words)<BR/><BR/>:-)<BR/><BR/><B>mig</B> that's all I need really<BR/><BR/>thank you<BR/><BR/><B>katherine</B> yet again I refer you to an above comment. . .<BR/><BR/>*second wry smile*<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>lots and lots of love to all you wonderful people</B>I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-67425793404770839582008-07-11T09:53:00.000+01:002008-07-11T09:53:00.000+01:00I don't think I'm allowed elephants on my diet.I don't think I'm allowed elephants on my diet.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-69711784962051996052008-07-11T09:09:00.000+01:002008-07-11T09:09:00.000+01:00chocolate covered elephant?chocolate covered elephant?Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-51875499535013513392008-07-11T07:12:00.000+01:002008-07-11T07:12:00.000+01:00I just popped over for my Crunchie and it's Elepha...I just popped over for my Crunchie and it's Elephant on the menu.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-81630080461116031962008-07-11T04:13:00.000+01:002008-07-11T04:13:00.000+01:00Yup...one bite at a time.I'll have you know I'll b...Yup...one bite at a time.<BR/><BR/>I'll have you know I'll be humming in the shower now!<BR/>I'm sure himself will be more than 'mildly amused'.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14408403855260279799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-78207447972299025322008-07-11T02:20:00.000+01:002008-07-11T02:20:00.000+01:00this should go below...but I can't find a place to...this should go below...but I can't find a place to comment except way way down...<BR/><BR/>The sun'll come out <BR/>Tomorrow<BR/>Bet your bottom dollar <BR/>That tomorrow <BR/>There'll be sun! <BR/><BR/>Just thinkin' about<BR/>Tomorrow <BR/>Clears away the cobwebs, <BR/>And the sorrow <BR/>'Til there's none! <BR/><BR/>When I'm stuck a day <BR/>That's gray, <BR/>And lonely, <BR/>I just stick out my chin <BR/>And Grin, <BR/>And Say, <BR/>Oh! <BR/><BR/>The sun'll come out<BR/>Tomorrow <BR/>So ya gotta hang on <BR/>'Til tomorrow <BR/>Come what may <BR/>Tomorrow! Tomorrow!<BR/>I love ya Tomorrow! <BR/>You're always<BR/>A day<BR/>A way!katherine.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06000676644051958330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-30861397496231017862008-07-11T00:33:00.000+01:002008-07-11T00:33:00.000+01:00The ol' "Journey of a thousand miles" chestnut rev...The ol' "Journey of a thousand miles" chestnut revamped for the African set?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-16756644946959404852008-07-10T23:16:00.000+01:002008-07-10T23:16:00.000+01:00Elephant burger, elephant steak, elephant bourgign...Elephant burger, elephant steak, elephant bourgignon... MmmmmmmGordiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11847827252511368862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-75155870324553579982008-07-10T22:59:00.000+01:002008-07-10T22:59:00.000+01:00((((( I )))))(All I can think of right now)(((((<I> I </I>)))))<BR/>(All I can think of right now)mig bardsleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300752183969606815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099497818457531399.post-85998156345487943672008-07-10T16:39:00.000+01:002008-07-10T16:39:00.000+01:00project managemnet?yep.one bite...one step...one d...project managemnet?<BR/><BR/>yep.<BR/><BR/>one bite...one step...one day at a time...katherine.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06000676644051958330noreply@blogger.com