*nodding* at mango

It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
If I can kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died, and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner, baby
And now you're gotten in my way
I can't decide
Whether I should live or die
Oh, I'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats I'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide
Whether I should live or die
Oh, I'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Oh I could throw myself in the lake
Or feed myself poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone
Oh I could be buried alive
But then I might crawl out with a knife
And kill myself while I'm sleeping
That's why. . .
. . .We're going for a ride

4 comments:

Dash said...

They are not very 'random' lyrics. I know that song. It's from one of the biggest selling albums from 2006.

Rimshot said...

Did you know that they used to make yellow dye from the urine of cows that had been force fed mango leaves?

Gordie said...

It's not a shop I ever go in...

mig bardsley said...

Is Yeats' Dreams new? I've only just noticed it. I love it.

(Shot, don't cows like mango leaves?)