tooth hurty

I kid you not. . .
I had a dental appointment at half past two

I lerve my dentist. . . he is drop dead gorgeous

he was rattling on about how wonderful Small Person is, looking at me all tilty headed and coy and koo-koo-ka-choo like (he is only 31) and sweetly asking if she takes after me. . . (XCH took them all to the dentist, while I was in the care of the Head Doctor). . .

we chatted, whilst the anaesthetic took effect

my next appointment is on Friday 29th February - but I don't think I'll be popping the question! (met The Village Fishmonger in the waiting room first - a Daniel Craig emerging from the sea type, only with fewer gadgets, not dressed in a pair of sexy swimmers, but possibly a better knowledge of all things piscine)(and more my age)

12 comments:

ziggi said...

I believe in having a younger man myself, I've found it cures all manner of ills! Does he wear a wedding ring?

Rimshot said...

"looking at me all tilly headed ..."

Oh dear! I seem to have lost my secret decoder ring again.

Also...(big sigh)...I suppose between the dreamy dentist and the Daniel Craig of the sea, I don't stand a chance.

I, still, like the views said...

ziggi neither of them wear wedding rings. . . I think your guy is very special, as reflection of how special you are!

shot the first time I typed it in, it read "titly" headed, then I thought I'd corrected it. . . d'oh! stand a chance of what?

Rimshot said...

And here I thought it was some clever slang that I was unfamiliar with. I was all set to try to work 'tilly headed' into conversations once I'd divined what it meant. :-(

and...erm....nevermind. (sigh)

*runs and hides under table, blushing*

david mcmahon said...

You meet all the interesting people!!

That's the tooth, the whole tooth and nuthin' but the tooth!

I, still, like the views said...

in the first instance - well, you are here now david, so yes!

in the second, erm, perhaps, but in my case it might be a root canal. . .

shot aw, c'mon - you don't get off that easily, and I KNOW you say the same to all the girls. . . (BTW are you paid by your employers for blogging all day long with your mates!) (X)

Dash said...

How do you know that the dentist isn't dating the village fishmonger?

;-)

Malc said...

Hang on. . . you're saying your fishmonger is a secret agent with loads of gadgets and stuff? Blimey!

craig andrew said...

Who is this Daniel Me anyway? I Don't remember giving him permission to use my name... C;)

Mel said...

<---isn't able to write on weblogs during working hours.......

Gosh.
I'm feeling so cheated.......


Our dentist is in his 50's.
I'm feeling really, really, REALLY ripped off now...

*going to sulk*

I, still, like the views said...

dash that may well be the case!! (only the dentist said he'd like a child like SP one day) (which was when I asked how old he was and if he had children already)(and his reply was he had not children and that he had to find a woman to marry first)(the wanting kidsh counts me out!). . . as for the fishmonger, maybe I should go by me some plaice for my supper - it is Friday after all today - and make some discrete enquiries)

;-)


malc blimey is correct, gadgets or no gadgets. . .

;-D


craig I'll smack his on the wrist for being so cheeky, when I'm in the queue for some plaice then!

:-0


mel I quite like men in their 50s actually. . . altho, as the marvellous ziggi pointed out a younger man can do wonders too. . .

actually, I'm not really in the mood or the market for a man right now - they are all safe for the forseable!!

%-)

mig bardsley said...

Not only is my dentist not gorgeous, he fancies my daughter rotten and always asks me when she will bring her teeth back to him while doing horrid things to mine.
Hmm.